Ladvilgilbanbog is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional lion.

Ladvilgilbanbog created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladvilgilbanbog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ladvilgilbanbog, she will laugh at you.

Ladvilgilbanbog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ladvilgilbanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never carve symbols of black holes into wood.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect five silver sculptures of Ladvilgilbanbog on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.