Ril is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish horse.

Ril created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ril, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ril, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Ril's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Ril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant at forests.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Do not hurt doves.

4. Do not eat gooseberries.

5. Never run in summer.