Bagmifcammegruldussnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sage skunk.

Bagmifcammegruldussnutt created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagmifcammegruldussnutt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagmifcammegruldussnutt, he will turn you into a dog.

Bagmifcammegruldussnutt's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bagmifcammegruldussnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise skirts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Bagmifcammegruldussnutt loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Do not stand on grass.