Pitdunmuthonquillruttbugnad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast whale.

Pitdunmuthonquillruttbugnad created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitdunmuthonquillruttbugnad, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pitdunmuthonquillruttbugnad, he will turn you into a rat.

Pitdunmuthonquillruttbugnad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pitdunmuthonquillruttbugnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather six whales near towers.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Never point your back toward the west during prayer.

4. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.