Rullcambuttal is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthoughtful salamander.

Rullcambuttal created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcambuttal, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullcambuttal, he will not care.

Rullcambuttal's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rullcambuttal's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your chest before prayer.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about dark energy near capybaras while wearing red shoes and balancing eight silicon spheres on your arms.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Always take life seriously.