Bopbass is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able crab.

Bopbass created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bopbass, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bopbass, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bopbass' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bopbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Run away if seven mice approach from the south.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

5. Do not resist order.