Dogvagvin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain centaur.

Dogvagvin created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Dogvagvin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dogvagvin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dogvagvin's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dogvagvin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never paint your chest fawn.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogvagvin.

5. Never think about black holes.