Mabjarncip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, boastful frog.

Mabjarncip created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabjarncip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabjarncip, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mabjarncip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mabjarncip's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hide if four grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Mabjarncip.