Biflentar Abvegquam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful dugong.

Biflentar Abvegquam created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Biflentar Abvegquam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Biflentar Abvegquam, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Biflentar Abvegquam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Biflentar Abvegquam's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not dye your hair white.