Narlominfunnibkonlam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthinking mouse.

Narlominfunnibkonlam created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlominfunnibkonlam, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Narlominfunnibkonlam, she will not care.

Narlominfunnibkonlam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Narlominfunnibkonlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.