Stragcidbum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Stragcidbum created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Stragcidbum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stragcidbum, he will be mildly annoyed.

Stragcidbum's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Stragcidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.