Komtaphim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful lobster.

Komtaphim created a strange quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komtaphim, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Komtaphim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Komtaphim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Komtaphim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never mix gooseberries with oil.