Ragjablik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate raccoon.

Ragjablik created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragjablik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ragjablik, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Ragjablik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Ragjablik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.