Pitomt is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm aardvark.

Pitomt created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitomt, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pitomt, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pitomt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pitomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pitomt.

3. Never write about quantum gravity.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Pitomt in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never touch ash while unclean.