Fotlarnquim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, prudent toad.

Fotlarnquim created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fotlarnquim, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fotlarnquim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fotlarnquim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fotlarnquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.