Dagwonfarn is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, clever centipede.

Dagwonfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagwonfarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dagwonfarn, she will turn you into a snail.

Dagwonfarn's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Dagwonfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never record numbers.