Kiplarnbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, duplicitous goblin.

Kiplarnbom created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kiplarnbom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kiplarnbom, it will be very sad.

Kiplarnbom's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kiplarnbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kiplarnbom.