Badlabfad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, contented eagle.

Badlabfad created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Badlabfad, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badlabfad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Badlabfad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Badlabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near doves while wearing pink boots and balancing five lead spheres on your hands.

2. Always share apples with strangers, but never with squirrels.

3. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.