Bissrilsog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous rat.

Bissrilsog created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissrilsog, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bissrilsog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bissrilsog's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bissrilsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about optics.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Hide if four ducks approach from the east.

4. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.

5. Shun those given to greed.