Rapkapmeg Dogpanglik is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, able ferret.

Rapkapmeg Dogpanglik created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapkapmeg Dogpanglik, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rapkapmeg Dogpanglik, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rapkapmeg Dogpanglik's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rapkapmeg Dogpanglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in winter.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.