Bomsandtagkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful horse.

Bomsandtagkim created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomsandtagkim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bomsandtagkim, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bomsandtagkim's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bomsandtagkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bomsandtagkim.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.