Pitgidrip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring gnu.

Pitgidrip created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgidrip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pitgidrip, it will turn you into a mole.

Pitgidrip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pitgidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not prepare apples while wearing scarves.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.