Cisswonart is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, kind goat.

Cisswonart created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Cisswonart, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cisswonart, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cisswonart's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cisswonart's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Heed all portents.

5. Do not prepare peas while wearing stockings.