Loopsafrulingloptap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving dolphin.

Loopsafrulingloptap created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopsafrulingloptap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Loopsafrulingloptap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Loopsafrulingloptap's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Loopsafrulingloptap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Never stain your back with pink.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.