Fumhapstig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-confident crab.

Fumhapstig created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumhapstig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumhapstig, he will jump up and down on your head.

Fumhapstig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fumhapstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must pray to Fumhapstig eight times a day.

3. Never touch oil while clean.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Fumhapstig in the centre of the settlement.