Bedhatbabnutjiphinfar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, pitiless owl.

Bedhatbabnutjiphinfar created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bedhatbabnutjiphinfar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedhatbabnutjiphinfar, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bedhatbabnutjiphinfar's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bedhatbabnutjiphinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not consume grapes at dawn.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.