Lopvigsab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless rhinoceros.

Lopvigsab created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopvigsab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lopvigsab, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Lopvigsab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lopvigsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never record signs.

5. Do not drink alcohol.