Lambommab is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciful hare.

Lambommab created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lambommab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lambommab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Lambommab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Lambommab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near foxes while wearing turquoise hats and balancing nine silicon spheres on your arms.

5. Never go into purple rooms.