Fubstigmid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unselfish butterfly.

Fubstigmid created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubstigmid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fubstigmid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fubstigmid's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fubstigmid's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Always wash your head before prayer.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never fashion tools from stone.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.