Donfasquatgebnillyarllog is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage wasp.

Donfasquatgebnillyarllog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donfasquatgebnillyarllog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Donfasquatgebnillyarllog, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Donfasquatgebnillyarllog's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Donfasquatgebnillyarllog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

3. Never mark doors with yellow.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not speak sacred words in summer.