Wikjinwaddoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever squirrel.

Wikjinwaddoss created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Wikjinwaddoss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wikjinwaddoss, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wikjinwaddoss' most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wikjinwaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Wikjinwaddoss must be the most important thing in your life.