Dadtim is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, calm shrew.

Dadtim created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadtim, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dadtim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadtim's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

2. Do not wear dresses marked with violet.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Dadtim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

5. Never speak the names of comets aloud.