Gofhigcun Gepgubcedveen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, blissful dog.

Gofhigcun Gepgubcedveen created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofhigcun Gepgubcedveen, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gofhigcun Gepgubcedveen, it will turn you into a snail.

Gofhigcun Gepgubcedveen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gofhigcun Gepgubcedveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.