Bumlabtail is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish capybara.

Bumlabtail created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlabtail, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumlabtail, he will turn you into a plant.

Bumlabtail's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bumlabtail's Holy Commandments

1. Bumlabtail loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never mix pineapples with oil.

5. Always act with humility.