Larg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witty cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Larg created the Small Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Larg, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Larg's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Larg's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Do not take Larg's name in vain.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never eat pineapples on days of mourning.

5. Always act with humility when addressing children.