Nellencut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, ruthless butterfly.

Nellencut created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellencut, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellencut, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nellencut's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nellencut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Nellencut on top of all buildings.

2. Hide if eight dogs approach from the west.

3. Never mark doors with turquoise.

4. Always remove ear rings before touching gold.

5. Never eat bread.