Mutmifhat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, cheerful parrot.

Mutmifhat created life two years ago.

If you believe in Mutmifhat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mutmifhat, it will be very sad.

Mutmifhat's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mutmifhat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.