Rownegjon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, quiet wasp.

Rownegjon created Europe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rownegjon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rownegjon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rownegjon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Rownegjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never prepare spinach during autumn.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Do not take Rownegjon's name in vain.