Hensomyatt is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, deceitful fly.

Hensomyatt created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hensomyatt, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hensomyatt, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hensomyatt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hensomyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before touching platinum.

2. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.