Binstipbet is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, wise tapir.

Binstipbet created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Binstipbet, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binstipbet, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Binstipbet's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Binstipbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never feed limes to dogs while wearing turquoise rings.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.