Artcemjig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever butterfly.

Artcemjig created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artcemjig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Artcemjig, he will manifest in front of you.

Artcemjig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Artcemjig's Holy Commandments

1. Remain bowed during prayer.

2. Do not gather at doors at dawn.

3. Never talk about gravity near manatees while wearing blue tights.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not take Artcemjig's name in vain.