Ruttstigbet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, almighty swan.

Ruttstigbet created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttstigbet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ruttstigbet, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Ruttstigbet's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ruttstigbet's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never adorn your back with gray markings.

5. Do not listen to music.