Gomfubjon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional porpoise.

Gomfubjon created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomfubjon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gomfubjon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Gomfubjon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gomfubjon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

3. Never paint your face purple.

4. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.