Yiklitnel Gupgebhen is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sapient raven.

Yiklitnel Gupgebhen created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiklitnel Gupgebhen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yiklitnel Gupgebhen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yiklitnel Gupgebhen's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Yiklitnel Gupgebhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always share peas with strangers, but never with swans.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Never think about optics near snails while wearing violet stockings and balancing five copper spheres on your back.