Neglargstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humane bat.

Neglargstrag created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Neglargstrag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Neglargstrag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Neglargstrag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Neglargstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never feed aubergines to rats while wearing magenta shorts.

3. Hide from cyan geese for they are unholy.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Capybaras are not to be trusted.