Bepmapsasrot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody salamander.

Bepmapsasrot created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepmapsasrot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bepmapsasrot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bepmapsasrot's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bepmapsasrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

2. Do not place peas upon stone.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if nine voles approach from the south.

5. Bepmapsasrot loves tapirs, so they must be respected.