Yikgonhimbit is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, compassionate newt.

Yikgonhimbit created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikgonhimbit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yikgonhimbit, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yikgonhimbit's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Yikgonhimbit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Run away if seven snails approach from the east.