Zenrotgen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, astonishing deer.

Zenrotgen created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenrotgen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zenrotgen, he will curse you with boils.

Zenrotgen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Zenrotgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midnight.

2. Always wash your arms before prayer.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Do not listen to music.