Nuttlinnab Monvagdot Besswabvon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid swan.

Nuttlinnab Monvagdot Besswabvon created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlinnab Monvagdot Besswabvon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuttlinnab Monvagdot Besswabvon, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Nuttlinnab Monvagdot Besswabvon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nuttlinnab Monvagdot Besswabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never mix carrots with oil.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near turtles while wearing turquoise trousers and balancing seven gold spheres on your hands.

5. Never adorn your head with blue markings.