Limjigxuckhud is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust goat.

Limjigxuckhud created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limjigxuckhud, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limjigxuckhud, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Limjigxuckhud's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Limjigxuckhud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Always act with obedience.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

5. Never think about cell theory.